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Previously on Wynonna Earp...

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So happy you finally
brought her here to meet me.

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- You seem nice.
- The Clantons are in Purgatory.

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An eye for an eye.

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Doc, I think they killed Billy.

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I've been marked!

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- I'm tired of this fight.
- People can change.

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Come to Mama.

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Hey, sexy.

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My ancestors will devour her.

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I guess you and that
gun deserve each other.

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Nicole Haught, will you marry me?

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Yes, I will marry you.

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Get a room!

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I mean it, like, legit,
they're three feet from you

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and cost less than a dental dam.

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Time's up, beast.

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Holy shit.

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- I see you found your gun.
- And my mojo.

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Make your peace, Amon.

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www.TUSUBTITULO.com
-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-

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To the happily engaged couple!

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Again!

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Hey! It took me
weeks to find that couch.

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To Nicole and Waverly.

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May you grow old on one pillow.

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Cheers.

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Don't squander the eloquence now.

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Real engagement party's tomorrow.

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Alas, I must send my regrets.

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- What?
- You're not coming?

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But here is another toast.

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To all the kisses we have snatched,

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and vice versa.

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Oh, my God.

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Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar,

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a gentleman forgets himself.

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I'd like to forget that.

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You know what helps? Mindless labour.

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Why don't we get more ice?

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It's been over a
month, you have to come.

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This thing with Wynonna,
it's just another blip.

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Yeah, well not to me, it's not.

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Really making a go of this, huh?

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Uh, well I don't have much choice.

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Turns out Chrissy
invested my entire pension

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into this old gal.

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Okay, but you have
to get some real staff

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- to help you out, alright?
- Hey, where's Wynonna?

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I really need you two

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to take care of this basement business.

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Imagine that people found out

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I've got a teenage killer
Reaper down there?

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They're mad enough I took
potato skins off the menu.

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Did you tell that
little glow stick of yours

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that you wouldn't have
found it if I hadn't helped?

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It says that, uh...

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a monster who knows all
the goss is still a monster.

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Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone.

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I'll bet you Bambi's
got a different take.

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Bambi's food.

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And unless you faint
at the sight of sausages

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or that jacket of yours is
made of rare zucchini leather,

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- you can't judge me.
- Except, I've never donned a...

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What is that? A lobster
bib for leather queens?

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If I don't wear it,

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my dry-cleaning bills are a bitch.

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It's just good to remember...

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that I can kill you.

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Any time I want.

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Who told you my kink?

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We back, honey.

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Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas,

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he taught me to woodwork.

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Should you wish to be
married beneath an arbour,

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it would be my honour to build you one.

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- As a gift.
- Doc!

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You're going to make me cry.

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Well, slap my ass and
call me the sister-in-law!

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Except you. You're not
allowed to participate

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in the slapping of ass.

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Congratulations... again.

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You didn't warn me you were partying

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with The Lame Ranger.

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- Where have you been?
We called hours ago.

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Been a little busy.

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Oh yeah? Too busy to
celebrate your sister's engagement?

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No!

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I was busy...

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making plans to celebrate.

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Intricate, planny... plans.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Oh yeah? What kind?

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The bachelorette.

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Girls' night out!

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This isn't a girls' night out,

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this is ladies' night.

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I didn't know it would
be male strippers.

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Oh yeah? Didn't come up

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when you were making your planny-plans?

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Hey! Giuseppe!

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- This bride needs a delivery!
- No. Stop.

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- Stop!
- Come bring the soppressata!

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Another bride!

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Uh, no, I'm not a bride.

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But I am her fiancée!

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Cute!

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Love the lob, girl.

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Shots?

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My bridal party bailed
to go to Bible study.

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Well, it is noon on a Sunday.

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Okay.

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Yep!

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Definitely time to get that
hot ginger off the market.

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As if you have anything to worry about.

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Everybody loves Waverly Earp.

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Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine.

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Yeah, well, Nicole wants
to do it ASAP anyway.

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Maybe just at City Hall.

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But how will the sparrows
weave your gown that quickly?

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It's her second.

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She wasn't even a fancy
wedding person the first time.

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Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks

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since you were ten.

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Just tell her what you want, baby girl.

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You deserve it.

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Tie down those saddlebags,

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the West is getting wild!

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Welcome... Demetri!

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Oh baby, you should
smile more! You'd be prettier!

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Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna.

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Fine.

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Show us your big...

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personality!

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I know him.

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One bourbon, on the rocks.

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You get juice.

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Kid your age should be in school.

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Pass.

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I have nightmares about school.

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I end up naked in front of an assembly,

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forgetting the words
to the national anthem.

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There'd be other kids
your age to hang out with.

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Yeah, last time I tried
that, didn't turn out so well.

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Billy Clanton.

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I didn't know he was a Clanton.

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I don't blame people
for doing what they do

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when they don't know what that is.

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Like when you were a barnacle beast

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and totally ate Nicole's cat?

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Sorry. I... I get weird

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when I spend too much
time at the homestead.

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Alone.

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Well...

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I need a bar-back.

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You clean up, you follow my rules,

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you don't drink the booze,
you never go in the basement,

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and you never, ever...

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mention the cat again.

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I swear on the bones of Calamity Jane.

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That was the last time.

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Okay.

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Well, Rachel...

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welcome to Team Shorty's.

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Yay!

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Butterball, Horn Dog,

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Blowjob!

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What is Friday night at my ex's?

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Ding! You win a shot!

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Aye. - Aye, aye, aye.

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You know, I would take it
over another night with my ex.

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Oh, yeah.

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Smug moustache...

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Lectures on my morality...

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Grabbing me like I'm a
mustang he's gonna break.

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Only that lightning-fast
hands down my pants

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before I can even wish he...

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I'd tell you to move on to women,

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but they're just as bad.

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Love is like the Tooth Fairy.

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Never pays as well as you think?

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It don't exist!

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And I know! I've tried it all.

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I'm pan.

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Pan I buy you another drink?

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Drinks, pink, purple,
blue, what you got?

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No love is real.

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I know that for a fact,

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because I am a love professional.

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Love might be the
only thing that's real.

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Nicole died for me.

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And I would kill for her.

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And if you can't feel that much,

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then I'm sorry for you.

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Truly.

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You wanna bet on it?

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What, that love is real?

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I don't know how we
could prove who won, but...

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sure.

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Tell your sister she
is a delightful lunatic.

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And godspeed spreading
all that totally real love

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through the world.

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And good luck with your strippering.

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Well, with Sheriff
Holt and his sister gone,

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there's no one here to man the store.

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Will there even be
marriage license applications?

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Usually, they're here.

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Baby.

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Hi.

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Hey, have you thought maybe...

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a suit?

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For the wedding?

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- What did I do?
- No, no, nothing.

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You did nothing. It's just...

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the public stuff.

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I just feel like what we have is...

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between us, you know, babe? It's ours.

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Nicole, there's nobody here.

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Yeah, no.

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Just me and the Lord.

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And that curling trophy.

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Bunny Loblaw?

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Ms. Haught.

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Good to see you still know
where the police station is.

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Well, I'm not your
sheriff anymore, Bunny.

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And we're here on personal business.

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Oh, let me guess.

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You want to institute Flannel Fridays,

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and oh, maybe a few more

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off-leash dog parks?

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Well, I'm a cat person.

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Oh, I remember that homicidal puss.

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Uh, is there someone
else we should be bothering

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with this request?

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I am a one-woman volunteer city hall

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in a town of scofflaws.

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- Scofflaws?
- Scofflaws! Layabouts!

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Lesbians.

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My God, Waverly, you are so beautiful.

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Have you always been
this beautiful before?

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Uh... How long will it
take to get a license?

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God, like, you're hot!

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You are like the wildest
combination of sweet and hot.

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The Clayborns...

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Clantons.

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Well, they've disappeared.

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And without a magistrate,

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I cannot guarantee a quick turnaround.

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Oh, you're like honey
mustard. I wanna spread you

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- all over a pretzel.
- Sorry.

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No, no, no!

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You do not do that in here!

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This is not a soccer locker room!

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Listen, you have to
afford us the same rights

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as any other couple.
Look, I do not want to fight,

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but I will if I have to.

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Stop.

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Fine. Oh, please.

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Thank you, Ms. Loblaw.

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You have got to go home.
I don't know what that was,

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but I do not need it on my next errand!

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What do you mean,
I can't come with you?!

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Take seven cold showers
and only think about

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Band of Brothers.

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Can I shut this for you?

266
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,092
Anything you want.

267
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,365
It's apple.

268
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,534
Okay?

269
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,871
In China, the word for apple is "ping",

270
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,475
which is also a homonym for peace.

271
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,810
Peace?

272
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,045
Your sister is killing my business

273
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,181
by killing my customers.

274
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,150
And I will mention that to her.

275
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,619
Anyway...

276
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,090
I went to pick up a
marriage application today.

277
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,829
Was little Cleo Clanton in the office?

278
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,031
The magistrate?

279
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,165
Nope.

280
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,435
Something big happened
over on their ranch awhile back.

281
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,105
Margo Clanton is one bitch of a witch.

282
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,242
Only something spectacular
could've taken her out.

283
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,680
Why don't you cut to the chase?

284
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,250
I want to choose a date,

285
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:47,587
but my fiancée is nervous because of...

286
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,789
well, all the...

287
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,924
yous... around.

288
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,895
If I could tell her there was a day

289
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:59,065
that we'd been promised a truce,

290
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,033
that would help a ton.

291
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,137
Just one day of...

292
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,239
ping!

293
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,542
That was weird.

294
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,757
Waverly Earp...

295
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:29,429
I will fight for you to have
peace for all your days.

296
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,799
Just the one will be peachy.

297
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,567
Thanks.

298
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,173
What did happen with
you and Mam Clanton?

299
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,312
I don't remember.

300
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,749
I only touched her.

301
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,751
Could that have killed her?

302
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,087
You are powerful.

303
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,758
But all I want is to be happy.

304
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,761
I'm engaged.

305
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,930
I'm in love.

306
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,466
I want that for everyone.

307
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,168
Including you.

308
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,139
I know, little lamb.

309
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,010
But we need to know what
happened to Holt's sister.

310
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,912
Maybe Cleo's happy too.

311
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,616
Maybe somebody should find out.

312
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,454
- Oh, I missed you!
What took you so long?

313
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,624
What was that, at the police station?

314
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,293
I... love you...

315
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,163
so much. It's like
I'm full of love lava,

316
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,999
and it wants to burst out of my skin.

317
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,767
I'm Mount Haught.

318
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,038
Okay, you were extra standoffish

319
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,373
until Bunny appeared.

320
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,042
And then, you turned
into a horny octopus!

321
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,544
Baby, I'm gonna die if you're angry.

322
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,379
Hey!

323
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,647
Look!

324
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,649
Hey!

325
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,885
Are you possessed again?

326
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,319
What?

327
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,257
Ow! No!

328
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,926
Baby, it's just that...

329
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,261
It's your wedding.

330
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,697
It should have everything that you want.

331
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,299
You want costume changes!

332
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,768
Or, oh! Sky writing!

333
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,436
Are you making fun of me?

334
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,273
We should release doves.

335
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,008
Or butterflies.

336
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,077
And we need to nail down
a wedding hashtag, like, stat!

337
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,246
Someone's here. I should...

338
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,583
- No, but... Hey, hey!
What about WaveNic?

339
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,884
Or Heatwave?

340
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,186
Wayhaught!

341
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,689
No, that's ridiculous.

342
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,859
You cannot marry Nicole Haught!

343
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,294
Okay, that's enough.

344
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,095
Get your homophobia off my homestead.

345
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,666
I know I am an inexperienced gay.

346
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,335
In fact, I haven't
really gayed at all...

347
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,874
But I raided every single craft store,

348
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,944
and I got you these...

349
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,111
faux-ses.

350
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,248
Because, Waverly Earp,

351
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,383
I love you.

352
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,852
Nope!

353
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,055
Nope. A whole bunch of nopes.

354
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,823
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Okay? I'll call you.

355
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,658
But you don't even have my number.

356
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,860
- I definitely do.
- No, no, no, you don't!

357
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,396
- Yeah, thanks for coming by!
- You look so pretty.

358
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,066
You know, I have an old
copy of Bend It Like Beckham.

359
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,267
We can watch it together!

360
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,477
I want you to have these.

361
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,553
Bunny Loblaw's hot for you?

362
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,856
It's gotta be a... prank?

363
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,361
Girl. You can get it.

364
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,297
Nobody wants that
it, but you can get it.

365
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,967
How, why am I suddenly
everybody's thing?

366
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,537
Because it's a day that ends in Y?

367
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,042
Or I made one hell of a bad bet.

368
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,462
Loblaw's into your flaming ladybug.

369
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,132
Stop.

370
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,269
Ooh! That stone-cold battle-axe

371
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,471
wants you to pat the Bunny!

372
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,939
It's not funny.

373
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,676
What if there's something
seriously wrong with her?

374
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,178
Baby girl, what's wrong with Bunbun...

375
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,048
is she's a homophobic
hoe, and you fixed it

376
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,984
- with your magical coochie!
- Stop!

377
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,089
Honestly, I am in awe!

378
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,625
Maybe it's that thing
where somebody gets taken

379
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,127
off the market, and is
suddenly more appealing.

380
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,496
Still doesn't explain how
Bunny's suddenly moved

381
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,898
to Sapphic City.

382
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,468
And today has had an
extra serving of whackadoo.

383
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,803
No, first...

384
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,972
Nicole was all over
me with triple X PDA.

385
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,675
And then, I went to talk to that Amon?

386
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,477
He acted like we were on a fantasy

387
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,379
overnight episode of The Bachelorette.

388
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,315
There it is!

389
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,483
What?

390
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,818
It's always a demon.

391
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,053
Oh, no, no, it can't be.

392
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,322
I saw Bunny first.

393
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,294
I'll take care of him. You stay here.

394
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,795
No, I'm coming.

395
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,831
I have another theory.

396
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,113
Lord Almighty.

397
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,119
Who is here?

398
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,856
I will give you until the count of five.

399
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,824
One...

400
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,361
Two...

401
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,237
Five.

402
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,073
You here to kill me?

403
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,145
I promised your brother I would not.

404
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,115
But I want you to.

405
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,583
Please.

406
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,586
Just make the whole thing end.

407
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,791
We must tend to
whatever's left of your mother.

408
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,926
I can't!

409
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,929
I need her to tell me what to do next!

410
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,832
You need to snap
out of whatever this is.

411
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,619
Are you fixing to flood
the whole damn county

412
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,587
with them tears, love?

413
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,924
Seeing a girl cry will
break any man's heart.

414
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,927
But when that girl is brave,

415
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,429
tenacious, and fierce?

416
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,431
Well...

417
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,301
You're nearly tearing
this outlaw's heart in two.

418
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,006
Well, fuck me, that was hot.

419
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,275
Hey elk dicker!

420
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,477
Get your animal eating ass out here.

421
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,415
In future, you could start with hello.

422
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,483
Hello.

423
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,885
Fawn Fucker.

424
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,386
I'm not a zoophile.

425
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,289
Beware koalas, I hear
they all have chlamydia.

426
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,940
That word too big for you?

427
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,442
I don't sleep with animals.

428
00:22:56,475 --> 00:23:01,614
Would you consider a
slightly oversexed gunslinger?

429
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,517
I give great...

430
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,486
everything.

431
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,258
Don't look! You'll fall for me!

432
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,361
Someone's been reading
her daily affirmation cards.

433
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,630
It's for your own protection.

434
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:20,332
I can't fall in love.

435
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,468
Because you don't believe in it?

436
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,173
Because I am immune to the spell.

437
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,676
I knew you did it!

438
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,677
Ooh!

439
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,713
Demetri, I never
actually bet you anything.

440
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,916
Stop making everyone gaga over me!

441
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,685
Well, they shouldn't be falling for you.

442
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,287
Not if you're doing it right.

443
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,622
Wait...

444
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:44,857
I'm doing it?

445
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:48,527
You said you were a love professional.

446
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,297
At first I thought that
was some new woke term

447
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,566
for strippers, but then, I realized.

448
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,702
How did you do this to me?

449
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,704
Ugh, honestly, girl,

450
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:02,241
don't you ever do your
laundry? Check your pockets.

451
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,746
As far as spells go, it's stupid easy.

452
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,082
Decide who you
think should fall in love,

453
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,552
and then, flick a little of
your secret sauce on 'em.

454
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,788
Ew. Don't say secret sauce.

455
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,023
Only tricky part is...

456
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,059
make sure the flickee sees the target

457
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:23,295
you want them to fall for immediately.

458
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,433
Because they're all in on
the first person they see.

459
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,602
All in?

460
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,407
I will not sleep with you.

461
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,445
Why?! Because I'm the Earp heir?

462
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,981
Come here!

463
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,616
Because I love Waverly!

464
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,753
What?

465
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,755
She's just, she's so pure,

466
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,323
and she's so genuine.

467
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,826
She's so much cuter
than the cutest of buttons.

468
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,094
Since when is that your thing?

469
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:58,263
Right? I mean, Doc is usually
at the top of my lust chart.

470
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,966
I mean, the man is a
universal arousal architect.

471
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,368
No, I am! I am!

472
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,738
But the heart is a demanding master.

473
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:08,440
And mine only wants your sister.

474
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,275
My engagement party is tonight.

475
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,345
I can't do this job. I don't want to.

476
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,147
That's why I moved into delivery.

477
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,815
Better tips, better hours,

478
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,550
and you're allowed to eat the fries

479
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:20,085
that fall out of the bag.

480
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,656
Also, this spell ignores consent!

481
00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:27,726
You know...

482
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,096
You moderns are so single-minded.

483
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,665
There's all kinds of love!

484
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,967
Sex doesn't enter the equation

485
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,002
unless that's what
the client really wants.

486
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,344
What if I bury the glitter and just go?

487
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,312
Cupids...

488
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:50,215
can only quit if they
pass it on by choice.

489
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:53,118
A Cupid?

490
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:55,487
Those were wing scars.

491
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:57,823
I had them removed. So over the top.

492
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:01,160
You were a Cupid and
you stopped believing in love?

493
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,295
Oh, also...

494
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:06,665
Be prepared to keep explaining
why you're not a fat baby.

495
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,501
You know, stereotypes!

496
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,337
Ta-ta!

497
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,010
So you're saying...

498
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,311
That's how you spread the love,

499
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,046
with that little jar of sparkles?

500
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,082
Yeah, I have to figure out a way

501
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,417
to responsibly pass it on.

502
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,021
I... I can't skip my own party!

503
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,423
Nicole has a surprise for me.

504
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:33,358
I'm scared.

505
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,094
Fifty bucks says she
got your name tattooed

506
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,495
across her boobs.

507
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:41,133
Which are so great, right?

508
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,268
What did you call her boobs?

509
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,903
I'm not in love with her, don't freak.

510
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:48,207
I'm just... making sure that you are...

511
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,242
still...

512
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,444
into boobs, generally.

513
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,116
- Wynonna?
- Yes?

514
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,718
You sure you haven't had
any love zombie symptoms?

515
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,687
Nope. Nothin' but net.

516
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,725
Maybe you're resistant to the spell.

517
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,394
More like looked in the mirror

518
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,865
and fell for the actual
hottest woman around.

519
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,933
Good Golden Globes!

520
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,902
You know Doc's not coming, right?

521
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,670
Who?

522
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:24,243
Listen, the only problem
you really have is...

523
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:25,744
people adore you,

524
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,713
which must be so hard.

525
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,282
Can I borrow some mascara?

526
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,084
Yeah, sure.

527
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,620
Listen, just leave
that glitter shit here.

528
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,587
It'll be safe,

529
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:37,756
and we'll find a fat
baby to curse tomorrow.

530
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,525
Oops!

531
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,230
Okay.

532
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,102
Hey. - Hey!

533
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,171
Shall we go celebrate?

534
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,872
I am so ready.

535
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,476
The big guns are locked and loaded.

536
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,886
Hi everyo... ahh!

537
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,355
Hello, fiancée, who is marrying me.

538
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:13,559
Welcome to our engagement party.

539
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,562
Bunny! I wasn't expecting you.

540
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:18,063
Yeah, nice blazer.

541
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,065
You didn't call.

542
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:22,267
I got two phones with
the exact same number

543
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,268
so I didn't miss you.

544
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,271
And Amon too!

545
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,873
Well, your sister mentioned

546
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,341
the party, and I thought...

547
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,843
maybe I might be of service.

548
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,879
Raise your hand if you need servicing.

549
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,081
I'd like to hit that.

550
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,719
Bunny? Come with me.

551
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,790
This is your sister's engagement party.

552
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,291
Did you have to go full on whore?

553
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,393
I do look great. Nedley?

554
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,762
Get Bunny a nice glass of water, okay?

555
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,998
Give her all the boozes, alright?

556
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,133
Get her so sloshed she
thinks she's Jann Arden.

557
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,886
Cheese and crackers, Bonita.

558
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,422
You know, you haven't looked
this great since church camp.

559
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,857
You get your hair done?

560
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,864
And that's when I knew...

561
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:28,967
not only was I going
to win the bullfight,

562
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:32,404
but I was gonna become
Spain's champion matador.

563
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,239
She's a vegan.

564
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,741
Amon?

565
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:39,177
I am extremely
interested in bull riding.

566
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,613
Or being ridden like one.

567
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:42,648
Okay!

568
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,683
Why are you doing this?

569
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,419
Because Waverly's never inviting you

570
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,788
to motorboat in her marina!

571
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,890
- Wynonna!
- Everybody loves Waverly!

572
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,559
It's always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly!

573
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:55,994
Excuse me?

574
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:58,597
This is a love song,
and I am sending it out

575
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,167
to... the most beautiful
woman in the world.

576
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,402
Zoë Kravitz?

577
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:04,836
Waverly Earp.

578
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,205
Oh, God.

579
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,444
Hey, hey!

580
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,653
Wait!

581
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,822
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.

582
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:32,064
Mam said everyone associated
with the Earps were all evil,

583
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:34,833
and that all you
wanted was for us to die.

584
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,304
My mama, Alice, taught me
if a worthy person needs help,

585
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,106
you help.

586
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,677
Worthy?

587
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:49,181
She had big plans. A legacy to fulfill.

588
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:53,051
And now I'm too stupid
and too alone to fulfill them.

589
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,461
You look at yourself.

590
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,364
I hate my stupid face.

591
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,333
Your eyes are sharp.

592
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,969
That is where the beauty is.

593
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,271
You survived.

594
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,341
And no vindictive old woman's words

595
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,976
can take that away from you.

596
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:20,479
It's your turn to do whatever you want,

597
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,381
on your terms.

598
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,884
Be your own legacy, Cleo.

599
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,260
Why are you helping me?

600
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,064
It's what I do.

601
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,468
I'm a damn good sidekick.

602
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,244
Insensitive!

603
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,380
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I, too, have a song.

604
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,349
You don't come in on Bunny's territory!

605
00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:00,452
Oh I love you, love you, love you...

606
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,756
Ride my bull!

607
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:08,326
Guys, you're ruining everything!

608
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,866
Nedley.

609
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,273
You're ruining everything!

610
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,344
I need your help.

611
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,013
- Waverly?
- Turns out I've been passing on

612
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,881
a love disease!

613
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:31,950
No! Not that kind of love disease!

614
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,418
Baby, do you need help?

615
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,787
This one gives people
insane feelings of adoration

616
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,323
- for the next person they see.
- Waverly, I know you want it.

617
00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:41,026
I need you to come
down to Shorty's. Please!

618
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,495
You're the only one unaffected!

619
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,901
Nobody has ever talked to me like that.

620
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,170
I should be on my way.

621
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,972
It makes me happy that Mam and Nicole's

622
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:56,441
- covenant for you went bust.
- Nicole?

623
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,144
Yeah.

624
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,314
Mam helped her get Waverly

625
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,949
out of the garden,

626
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,117
in exchange for...

627
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,220
well, you.

628
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,558
I understand.

629
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,861
Unfortunately.

630
00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:03,108
The hummus! I hand squished it myself!

631
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,010
Get your bean hands off of my guitar!

632
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,279
A lady should not have to ask twice.

633
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:09,180
Randy, you're not helping!

634
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,683
Stay out of this!

635
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,518
Doc! Thank Eros.

636
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,454
- That is so hot!
- Can't we just be friends?

637
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,257
Well, don't just stand
there, distract Wynonna!

638
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,493
I'd rather not.

639
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:22,961
Damn it, Doc!

640
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:25,430
Alright, by grabs.

641
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:31,503
Excuse me, I've got an online
order here for a Waverly Earp?

642
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,038
Demetri! Hi!

643
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,706
- karaokier!
- Guys!

644
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,409
- Look what we've done!
- Where's the sparkle jar?

645
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,577
I left it at home.

646
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,346
Ow! Stop it!

647
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,547
You may have...

648
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,848
I'm giving you a golden shower

649
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:44,716
whether you like it or not!

650
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,352
Wyno... No!

651
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,254
Whoa!

652
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:14,846
with the greatest
gunslinger that ever lived.

653
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:16,348
Doc mother-kissing Holliday.

654
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:19,250
Are you kidding? I
cannot believe I am amigos

655
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,921
with four-time curling
champion Randy Nedley.

656
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,122
I love you.

657
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,993
You hiding a fluffy little
bunny tail in those slacks?

658
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,628
You wanna check?

659
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,962
You know, I suddenly wonder,

660
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,130
if you weren't gonna
be my sister-in-law,

661
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,733
- could we do things?
- Nicole.

662
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,369
I love you more than whisky.

663
00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:39,638
But I think you're driving
this bus somewhere

664
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:40,739
we don't want it to go.

665
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,941
Your spit destroys love?

666
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,410
The universe craves balance.

667
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,379
You could've just told me that!

668
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,347
Should we get naked anyway?

669
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:53,451
- Just for... science.
- Okie dokie...

670
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,255
Can I cut in?...

671
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,094
I cannot.

672
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,297
Sorry brother, may I?

673
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,081
I can almost see the
love vibrating off them.

674
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,783
It's fake, pumpkin.

675
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:27,552
Your insane sister caused
it with a glitter bomb.

676
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,221
You're always so...

677
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,191
sad.

678
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,427
Wait.

679
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,363
Not just sad.

680
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,667
What was their name?

681
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,306
Amon.

682
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,507
What?

683
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,009
Yeah.

684
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,345
After two years, he changed the locks.

685
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,682
He said I bored him.

686
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,520
Your heartbreak proved that love...

687
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:05,457
does exist.

688
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,861
And their love for one
another, it's not fake.

689
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,631
It just gets buried day-to-day

690
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,167
under hurt...

691
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,803
and pride.

692
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,740
It doesn't always last forever,

693
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,808
but it's real.

694
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,280
Fine.

695
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,982
I'll take the Cupid power back.

696
00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:33,852
But you have to help
me unmess your mess.

697
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,553
Fine.

698
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,188
Aim for the butts.

699
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,257
Love lives in the butt.

700
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,126
Who's there?

701
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,161
- Rachel?
- Billy?

702
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,296
I want to go home.

703
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,778
I don't want to let go.

704
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,861
Well, this is weird.

705
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:17,929
Understatement.

706
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,098
Ow! Randy!

707
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,332
Oh, nailed it!

708
00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:24,536
Oh, we can never speak of this again.

709
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:32,644
- Yes!
- We did it!

710
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,317
So, I don't exactly
understand what happened, but...

711
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,453
You still seem to love me, so...

712
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,557
I do.

713
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:48,660
And I think we settled on
a medium fussy wedding.

714
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,128
Perfect.

715
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,166
Well...

716
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,669
I chose you, Waverly Earp,

717
00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,605
because I hadn't seen
anyone this in love.

718
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:04,943
Not since... forever.

719
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,879
Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty.

720
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,949
Alright? Yeah, their
burgers are coming in a sec.

721
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,183
Yeah, they're still warm!

722
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,820
Whichever one of us
kids became Clanton heir...

723
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:19,991
you planned for us to turn
you into a Reaper, right?

724
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,993
To join those we'd lost.

725
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,729
And together, we'd avenge our name.

726
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:28,967
And I will do that, Mam.

727
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:32,270
I'll destroy them.

728
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:34,973
All of them, just like you wanted.

729
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,478
But you're never gonna see it.

730
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,680
Did you really think I'd forgive you

731
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,215
for killing Billy?

732
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:48,686
Dinner, everybody!

733
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,356
Who's ready for some rotten old bitch?

734
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,334
Okay. Hey, Bunny!

735
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:05,470
Do you need us to give you a ride home?

736
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,772
What, do you think
I'm drunk? I am drunk.

737
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,041
I'm as drunk as a bum the
day the cheques come out!

738
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,409
Oh, boy.

739
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:12,810
You guys are really, really special.

740
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,046
And the love you
have for each other is...

741
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,114
nothing short of inspiring.

742
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:19,384
Oh. That actually means
a lot that you said that.

743
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,286
Yeah, it'd mean a
lot more if she meant it.

744
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,587
No, no, no. I mean it.

745
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,923
Anyone that doesn't think so...

746
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,393
Just because you share four breasts...

747
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,696
they're a bunch of dumdums.

748
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,999
You sure we can't give you a ride home?

749
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,402
Randy Nedley is going
to give me a ride home.

750
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,373
Well, have a nice evening, lesbians.

751
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,208
Uh, Waverly's bisexual.

752
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,878
Yeah, well, just say horny.

753
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,582
And she's back.

754
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:56,120
Surely there are other
bars for you to drink in.

755
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:01,025
I came for the entertainment.

756
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,698
Now there's the Earp sister I like.

757
00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:09,968
Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag.

758
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,373
I wasn't sure if you'd be alone.

759
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,141
Demetri?

760
00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:20,945
He left after I let him
yell some nonsense

761
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,915
about how I have no soul.

762
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:29,887
Been there.

763
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,424
Hated it.

764
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,730
I was mostly bored. I
guess I am a monster.

765
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,067
Who gives a fuck?

766
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,105
I thought you wanted to kill me.

767
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,540
All I want is...

768
00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:53,444
to stop feeling guilty for what I am.

769
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,348
When what I am...

770
00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,584
is necessary.

771
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,021
You're a...

772
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,123
You're a confusing woman.

773
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,894
Flexible, too.

774
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,468
Are you gonna tell me

775
00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:20,004
you're in love with my sister now?

776
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,675
- No, ma'am.
- Good.

777
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,980
Now show me how you ride that bull.

778
00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,496
Billy?

779
00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:50,635
Welcome home, little brother.

780
00:42:52,804 --> 00:42:55,840
It's time we took back what's ours.

781
00:42:57,030 --> 00:43:09,626
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